Goddess of the Hunt II

Part II

Narrated by Jellicle

Starring Naja as Artemis

and a brief cameo by a special Mystery Guest

 

(Warning: May contain graphic disturbing images not suitable for those with sensitive tummies.)

 

Scene:  Saturday afternoon, Jellicle has just returned from the store and is busy unpacking groceries. 

Artemis, the mighty hunter, having been awakened from her afternoon nap, is patrolling the kitchen perimeter.  She stops near the door, whiskers and tail twitching, a new scent is in the air.  A stranger has breached her domain.... 

 

Jellicle:  Naja, what are you doing?

 

 

Naja: I'm not doing nuffing!

 



 

Jellicle goes back to her task but as soon as her back is turned, Naja begins poking at something in Jelli's shoe!

 

Once more, Jellicle goes to investigate but this time she sneaks up on the mighty hunter.

 

Uh-oh!  Where did it go?

 

Naja:  It hiding under dis shoe!

 

 

Jellicle lifts up the shoe....

 

and finds the mutilated body of a mini Godzilla. 

 

His tail has fallen off and his feet appear to be dysfunctional but he is still squirming.

Ugh....Jellicle gets a wad of paper towels and takes him outside far away from the house (where he grew new feet and a tail and lived happily ever after). 

Then she cleans up bits of tail and lizard blood that are inexplicably on the floor, not the rug.
 

   Artemis now guards the kitchen faithfully,  ever hopeful that another monster will appear.  

 

Note:  It isn't that Jellicle objects to the cats killing and eating their prey (eww, gross) but her bed is where they like to take all their favorite toys to 'kill'.  That very morning,  they brought a very mushy blueberry, stolen from the bowl on the counter, to play with in the bed.   Blueberry juice is hard enough to get out of the sheets and carpet and she doesn't want to wake up with a dead lizard on her pillow!