Part 1
Narrated by Jellicle
Starring Naja in the role of Artemis
In the wee hours of the night when the moon is high and nocturnal creatures are on the prowl, Artemis, Queen of the Night, stalks her prey.
She slinks across the carpet and has no pity for the unwary creature she has set her sights upon.
She slithers under the bed and attacks the plastic encasing the box springs.
Rattle! Rattle!
Jellicle: Naja! Cut it out!
Naja: I'm not doing nuffing!
She sights her quary, the elusive fuzzy tipped Q-Tip. They hole up by day in that little blue tin on the vanity and creep out for nightly revels. If she is sneaky, she might surprise them in their lair.
Rattle! Rattle!
Jellicle: Naja! Cut it out! What are you messing with?
Naja: I'm not doing nuffing!
Naja: <munch, munch>
In the morning, Jellicle climbs out of bed and steps on dead Q-tips that litter the carpet.
Glad to know my little black kitty is not the only one attracted to q-tips
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I wouldn't mind so much if only she would kill them quietly....
DeleteOK still waiting for "Goddess of the Hunt Part II"
ReplyDeleteComing SOON I promise (in the next day or two) I blame McAfee for keeping me off line for 1.5 weeks!!!
DeleteThat 'little blue tin'...am wondering if Naja could 'accidently' drop it out of the window into a pre-addressed box postmarked..Tx..that the mailman could pick up the next morning!!
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