Green Thumb Rule 1
Trim new growth frequently. This helps the plant grow faster.
Naja: Like dis, just bite it right off.
Green Thumb Rule 2
To avoid trimming too much, use the fool proof Kitteh ruler:
Naja: As far as you can reach standing up is about right.
Green Thumb Rule 3
Be sure to trim evenly all the way around the plant for best presentation.
Naja: Don't be afraid to stretch yourself. You can do it!
Green Thumb Rule 4
Always deadhead. Removing old leaves will prompt new growth.
Prishe: Dis one is quite tasty!
Green Thumb Rule 5
Don't worry if you over do it. Placing a tall decoration in the pot will distract the viewer.
Prishe: Just a few more leafs to go!
Green Thumb Rule 6
Keep quiet about your activities to surprise and delight your owner.
Naja: Quick! Run! I hear mommy!
Green Thumb Rule 7
Act nonchalant when others praise your skill with plants.
Prishe: Hi mommy, isn't this a lovely decoration.!
Reading about the adventures of your two kittens reminds me of when as a young boy (I know that was a long time ago) of reading comic book stories of two zaney crows called Heckle and Jeckle. Very entertaining, thanks
ReplyDeleteWarner Bros made a few Heckle and Jeckle cartoons; they were quite the trouble makes if I recall!
DeleteThey were so concentrated on their pruning work that they didn't even see you snapping away!! Did you ever think of being a camera sleuth?!
ReplyDeleteSadly my camera chimes when you turn it on and it turns itself off after an extremely short time so it constantly gives away my position and distracts my subjects!
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