Saturday, June 2, 2012

Green Thumbs

Gardening is another great summer hobby.  Even house plants respond to more light and warmer temperatures with a growth spurt.  It is important to take extra care of them now that the dormant season is behind.  Naja and Prishe have compiled this handy guide to maintaining healthy house plants, sure to be useful to indoor  Kittehs everywhere.

Green Thumb Rule 1
Trim new growth frequently.  This helps the plant grow faster.

Naja:  Like dis, just bite it right off.

Green Thumb Rule 2
To avoid trimming too much, use the fool proof Kitteh ruler:

Naja:  As far as you can reach standing up is about right.

Green Thumb Rule 3
Be sure to trim evenly all the way around the plant for best presentation.

Naja:  Don't be afraid to stretch yourself.  You can do it!

Green Thumb Rule 4
Always deadhead.  Removing old leaves will prompt new growth.

Prishe:  Dis one is quite tasty!

Green Thumb Rule 5
Don't worry if you over do it.  Placing a tall decoration in the pot  will distract the viewer.

Prishe:  Just a few more leafs to go!

Green Thumb Rule 6
Keep quiet about your activities to surprise and delight your owner.

Naja:  Quick! Run!  I hear mommy!

Green Thumb Rule 7
Act nonchalant when others praise your skill with plants.

Prishe:  Hi mommy, isn't this a lovely decoration.!

Monday, May 28, 2012

Catching Flies

Naja and Prishe have discovered a new game for hot summer weekends (and it's not baseball).


Naja:  I see bugs!


Naja:  Let me out!  I want to play wif them!


Prishe:  Mommy says we have to squash them, not just look at them.


Prishe:  Uh oh!  I think they know the way in!


Thursday, May 10, 2012

Two Tall Tails

Hot Tamale!

One morning as Jellicle and Naja are cuddling on the sofa, a gray blur streaks by.  Jellicle and Naja look at each other.
Naja:  What that?
Jellicle:  Your sister....
Jellicle notices something hanging from Prishe's mouth as she zooms past toward the hallway.
Naja:  What wrong wif her?
Jellicle:  I don't know but I better go see.
Jellicle and Naja run into the play room and find a bewildered Prishe sitting on the carpet foaming at the mouth.   Gobs of slobber are hanging off her chin.
Naja:  Hisssssss!  Something wrong wif you!
Jellicle quickly tosses Naja in the kennel and grabs Prishe, thinking the worst.
Jellicle:  Prishe! Have you been poisoned?
Jellicle runs around the house with Prishe tucked under her arm looking for anything unusual the kitty might have eaten.  Gradually the foaming subsides and as Jellicle passes the kitchen sink for the 10th time it dawns on her.....
There in the sink is Jellicle's breakfast plate with the vaguest remnants of scrambled egg, liberally seasoned with.....Hot Red Pepper Flakes!  Clearly Prishe had licked the plate and gotten a pepper flake or two on her tongue.

Prishe:  This is embarrassing....



The Great Escape

Jellicle pours a tall glass of iced tea and sinks into the recliner.  Barely a few minutes have passed, when she hears the plaintive mews of a cat in distress.   The sound seems to be coming from directly beneath Jellicle.  Alarmed, she sits up.
Jellicle:  Naja? Prishe?  Kitty, Kitty where are you?
Still the cry seems to be coming from underneath the chair.  Is a cat trapped underneath the recliner, Jellicle wonders?  Did someone's tail get pinched when she leaned back.
Jellicle jumps up and looks under the chair but it is too dark to see.  She lifts the chair up but only dust bunnies live under there. 
On her hands and knees now, Jellicle calls to the kittens.  The sound is right beside her ear.  Jellicle looks around and catches sight of a sad little face looking up at her through the air vent in the floor.   Yanking the cover off, Jellicle reaches in and lifts out a cobweb festooned Naja. 
Where is Prishe?
Quickly Jellicle runs into the play room to find Prishe hunched over the air vent looking for her sister.  Somehow the tricksters have managed to pull the vent cover up enough to let Naja get in the air duct but then it had fallen back in place so Prishe is unable to follow her.

Naja:  I didn't like it!


Could red pepper flakes be the answer to keeping kittens off of counter tops?  Jellicle doubts it, the very next day she found an SOS pad in the living room floor with a chunk bitten out of it.  Now, which one has steel wool in their tummy?

But she does have a solution for keeping cats out of the duct work......


Yes, Bricks.  Two of them.

Naja:  Now I can't see what down there!

Prishe:  Hey Naja, these thing were holding the carpet down behind the door.  Now we can scratch it all up in the corner. 


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Reverse Houdini

After 10 grueling days of trying to keep Naja and Prishe confined and separated, they finally get their stitches out.  The vet gives the thumbs up to turn them loose! Imagine Jellicle's suprise when she wakes up one morning and finds.......




....Prishe in the closet zipped up inside her car carrier......





.....pitching a fit because she can't get out!

How did she get in there?

More importantly how did she zip it back up!

If Naja did it, she isn't talking.....

Seriously, Jellicle cannot make this stuff up!

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Operation Day!

Tuesday, April 17th 2012

6:00 AM Naja and Prishe are upset that there is no breakfast!
8:00 AM Naja and Prishe are even more upset to be dropped off at the vet.
8:10 AM Communication blackout
12:41PM Vet announces operations have been completed.  Naja and Prishe are spayed!
5:30 PM  Jellicle picks the girls up and takes them home.

Prishe:  Slurp, Slurp, Slurp


Naja:  Prishe--what are those thing in our room for?



Jellicle:  Look, you each get your own little apartment.  Won't this be fun?


Prishe:  I want out!



Prishe:  <gnaw, gnaw>  Imma get this door open somehow!




Naja:  <pity kitty eyes>


9:00 PM Naja and Prishe escape from their collars.

11:00 PM Naja and Prishe escape from their collars.

1:00 AM Naja and Prishe escape from their collars.  Prishe manages to separate the zipper teeth in the door and escape from her hut.  Jellicle leaves Prishe loose in the kitty room and moves Naja's hut to her bedroom.

3:00 AM Prishe pulls one of her stitches loose.  Naja escapes from her collar.

4:30 AM Jellicle goes to work to get stuff done before the vet opens. 

4:30-7:50 AM Naja chews a hole in the mesh door of her hut, turns her water bowl and litter box over and makes mud pies.

7:50 AM Jellicle arrives home to find Naja soaking wet with hard clumping cat litter stuck all over her paws, legs, tail and even between her toes.

8:00 AM -10:00 AM  Jellicle cleans Naja.  Jellicle stuffs both cats in their car carriers and goes to town to take care of Prishe and come up with plan B.  Jellicle cleans Naja some more. 




PLAN B-Naja
Jellicle:  Muhahaha!  Let's see you chew out of this!



PLAN B-Prishe


10:00 AM Naja and Prishe, exhausted from being up all night, take a nap for the next 8 hours.  PoorJellicle has to sign in to work for the rest of the day!


Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Mail Order Houses

On Saturday, the mailman dropped off two special packages.


Prishe:  Hey Naja come look at dis!


Naja:  What is it? Can we eat it?
Prishe:  Is it a tent?  Are we going camping?


Prishe:  Is it a doghouse?


Prishe:  Are we getting a pet?


Prishe:  I'm glad I wasn't in there when mommy zip up the roof!


 Prishe:  Look!  A little door...
Naja:  Maybe it a trap!  You go first....


Naja:  Knock! Knock!


Prishe:  Who's there?
Naja:  Cat Food Delivery guy (hee hee)


Prishe:  In that case, come on in!


Prishe:  Dis one is mine....go get in your own house.
Naja:  Im just checking to see if it have back door!


Naja:  But Prishe....what are they for?

Tune in next week to find out....


Sunday, April 1, 2012

Spring is for the birds!

Spring is here and the chirping of birds fills the house.....wait.....that can't be right...

What is neon yellow, has purple, orange and red feathers and chirps like a crazed chicken?

An alien space bird, you say? 

Close guess....



DAY 1


A new toy for Naja and Prishe!



Ah ha!  Here is the little noise maker!



Naja:  It sound like bird but it no look like bird...
Prishe:  Of course it is bird, see it has feathers!
New Toy:  CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!


Prishe:  Naja, you grab its tail, Imma go for its head!
New Toy: CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!


DAY 2


Naja:  I gonna get dis bird if its the last thing I do!
New Toy: CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!


Naja studies the problem....



and then tries a different angle...


New Toy: CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!



Prishe: Mom, hep me get that bird!


Jellicle:  ... that bird is giving me a headache!